Smoothsak

These balls are smooooooth as eggs!

Show me the saks

Slap some smoothsak on dem nuts

Rub it in reeeaaalll nice like and the girls will all be sayin "dayyummm, boi, them some smooth ass nuts!"

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Smooth It

Superior Quality

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Slap It

Unleash

Synergize

Procrastinate


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Go ahead, smoothen them balls and slap em around a bit!

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